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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Ouch my texicles

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Ouch my texicles

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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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    food this shape wld be rly good to dip into the sauce however

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      Nothing more Texan then dipping a fucking burger in sauce.

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        worse even than that, im english

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          Oh, wouldn’t that burger be too heavily spiced already then?

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            one of my grandparents thinks heinz ketchup is spicy please help me escape

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            Yeah but it’s a tiny burger tho.

            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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              A proper Texasurger would be Texas sized.

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                It’ll still be a tiny burger tho.

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      I stayed at a place in Austin that had a Texas shaped waffle maker and I can confirm it was perfect for syrup dipping.

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        All the panhandles makes for good sauce-dipping handling

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Sauceman’s!

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    Texas is the most self-obsessed state. California isn’t too far behind, but I imagine Alaska and Hawaii are both contenders for 2nd place as well.

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      No one loves Texas more than Texans. And no one hates Texas more than Texans.

      And keep Texas out of your mouth.

      Sincerely,

      A Texas hatin’ Texan.

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        I have never been in a domicile in Texas that did not have something Texas-shaped in plain view.

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          wait is domicile a real word? I always thought it was some made up thing sovcits put in their fantasy legalese

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            I didn’t want to say house and exclude apartments :)

            • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Or trailers

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      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        You Texans sure are a contentious people.

        • Texas_Hangover@lemy.lol
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          You’ve just made an enemy for life!

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        You mean we can’t say anything bad about dumb ol’ Texas?

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      Don’t underestimate Colorado. Though it’s largely the recent Denver transplants keeping up that stereotype, whereas it’s the long-term Texans.

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        yeah, everyone in texas has a texas flag, and everyone in colorado has a colorado shaped baking pan it’s pretty neat

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    I see texun, texurger, texato, and texickles, but where’s the texuce?

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      Under the tomato. If you zoom in you can see it on the top left.

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        Oh I could only see the cheese before, gotcha.

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          *Texeese

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      That’s called rabbit food in texas.

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    Hank Hill voice:

    “Just look at it, Bobby. It’s got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h’wat.”

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    Oh! They’re pickles, not testicles!

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    Least texas obsessed native texan’s barbeque

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    Humm love me some texickles! I’ll put both straight into my mouth! so wet and salty!

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      The best part is the juice, I always suck on the texickles so I get every drop

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    TeXurger, LaTeXurger, XeLaTexurger…

    • merari42@lemmy.worldOP
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      It comes in an overfull hbox

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    One star.

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    And texmato too.

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      And texuce

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    The Bigger in Texas Burger with Lone Star Cheese and fresh Texickles and Texato on a Texan Bun

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    Deep in the heart attack of Texaaas!

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