Then I think they should have to start advertising game rentals as opposed to “buying” games.

*No longer have heads.

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Would be a shame if they hit an IED or something.

A drop in the bucket. Make it 18 trillion next time.

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Almost ate this one.

Eat the rich.

EASED?

You’d think but there was an incident at SeaTac not that long ago. (2 months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXunUO_gCHs

You know there’s two places named Washington right?

A sneak attack from behind? Absolutely. If you’re not armed by the time you’re getting off the plane you’ve already died.

It’s a movie, but when Sigourney Weaver’s character says “Well, fuck that.” and it’s edited to say “Well, screw that.” without changing how her mouth moves at all is about the funniest one I can think of.

(Galaxy Quest is the movie)

I don’t know anything about them. Is it dehydrated, or does it just look that way?

He probably forgot.

Someone aught to take that big stupid red tie and just stuff it into his mouth.

Brings to mind the word “Frumpy”

You’d think that bullet or the broken glass would be in the Smithsonian or something. You know, if it was real.

Another projection!

Bold today.

Look, they’re too busy changing the UI completely every two years to change things like functionality.