Pet the damn messenger of god!
Pet the damn messenger of god!
The Doors starts playing
Wolf from thousands of years ago seeing a Shiba Inu in 2025 dressed like a cat getting likes on TikTok
“Show me no more, spirit.”
Jesus: “I ain’t coming back, some of ya’ll are sick, SICK!”
I hope to all holy fuck it’s not conscious.
Article title written by Gemini, auto-corrected by Siri.
I’ll bet the build quality is higher on that thing.
Had me in the first half…
This skit is 20 years old now, and it’s still hella dark.
“Fuck it, we’ll patch it live!”
ICE hopes gay, trans, minorities, political opponents, etc. vent to ChatGPT.
I ain’t seen nuttin’, officer.
Ert’s Jergerlyperf!
To quote Stranger in a Strange Land, “Anything is flammable with enough kerosene.”
There are two mimics in this picture.
Font crimes to be sure, but doesn’t belong here.
Helmsman: “Sir, you better buckle up.”
Worf: “Ah, buckle this.”
I hope they’re still around, under a pseudonym.
Sometimes you gotta declare social bankruptcy to recenter yourself.
The dulcet tones of the HVAC system cycling on and off.
So a clone orgy is just complicated masturbation.