Nah he lost it because he’s insane.

Could you pass it around at the next meeting? Maybe the next one will like it.

Not very, I would probably air all my grievances with corporate in a weekly segment called “Shit my dumb fuck bosses said I couldn’t say, but what are they gonna do, fire me?.”

Is that a yes or a no?

Pfft speak for yourself, I love me some Pizza Dick!

I don’t hate the sun, I just don’t want to see it or feel it at any part of the year.

Nah there’s room for both of us. Plus I’m Aussie, I’ll say cunt a lot more than he would.

They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.

Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn’t have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.

When it’s your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.

Well shit, better throw it in prison then!

Nah he was waaaaaayyy happier standing In front of all that Macca’s the last time he was in.

Well send those Emus that kicked our ass! Good fucking luck defeating those cunts.

It’s pronounced chowder!

Because people like me are praying for cold rainy weather and I think there’s more of us.

He looks like he’s contemplating murdering the person who burnt his shop down.

What if my cookware isn’t people and just metal pans, do I still have to clean them?

Don’t forget that there’s only like 2 real citrus fruits the rest are all genetically modified fruits.

I like the app personally, I like to modify my burger a lot so it saves me time and I don’t like talking to people, so instead of saying a long ass line of words I get to go

“Yes”

“My Code”

My Macca’s will just give you a thumbs up when it’s done and I don’t have to talk to people, plus when you’re in a line where everyone’s using it, it’s actually fast food again.

But I get why people won’t use it.