Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
Thomas Claburn writes in The Register:
IT consultancy Gartner predicts that more than 40 percent of agentic AI projects will be cancelled by the end of 2027 due to rising costs, unclear business value, or insufficient risk controls.
That implies something like 60 percent of agentic AI projects would be retained, which is actually remarkable given that the rate of successful task completion for AI agents, as measured by researchers at Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) and at Salesforce, is only about 30 to 35 percent for multi-step tasks.
The field of artificial intelligence has come full circle.
(setq alignment 'good)
Fucking rude to drag lisp into this. How dare they.
The bullshit engine has convinced my dirtbag sib-in-law that they can claim squatterās rights on (and take ownership of) the house that they arenāt paying rent to live in.
Theyāve been there a year.
Theyāre gonna be homeless before this is over and I canāt get them to see reason. I feel totally helpless, real big Cassandra vibes. LLMs are sooooo unhealthy for assholes.
Id tell them to contact local squatters who have exp in this stuff over trusting LLMs myself. But those people will prob not tell them what they want to hear.
depends on jurisdiction of course, but where i live you can pull something like this. it takes something like 30 years of living in the same place at minimum tho
Yeah, its nuts. Theyād have to be resident, pay land taxes, and make improvements for 7 years here. They donāt even mow the grass, the owner does.
these idiots made me feel sympathy for a landlord. I might never recover.
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As an aside, itās fun to imagine the similar sort of brain damage a chatbot would cause Fox Mulder.
Itās like when Scott Aaronson got me to sympathize with a cop. A sneersmas miracle.
There should be a word for this!
The folks over at futurism are continuing to do their damnedest to spotlight the ongoing mental health crisis being spurred by chatbot sycophants.
I think the real problem this poses for OpenAI is that in order to address it they basically need to back out of their entire sales pitch. Like, these are basically people who fully believe the hype and it pretty clearly is part of sending them down a very bad road.
Minor bit of personal news: Newgrounds got hit with a wave of AI slop games recently.
I caught onto it back on Wednesday, but didnāt get official confirmation until yesterday, when another user investigated the games and discovered the exact slop-generator used to shit them out - VIDEOGAME.ai.
Thanks for the work you do on Newgrounds! This sentence stuck out to me
No more worrying about lack of content or fickle UGC creators
Oh theyāre just publically advertising their company to be anti-union. Bold.
Thanks for the work you do on Newgrounds!
Appreciate it - keeping one of the last bastions of creativity free of slop is a thankless task.
This sentence stuck out to me
No more worrying about lack of content or fickle UGC creators
Oh theyāre just publically advertising their company to be anti-union. Bold.
What is AI if not a tool built to abuse the proletariat?
Thatās fucking abominable. I was originally going to ask why anyone would bother throwing their slop on Newgrounds of all sites, but given the business model here I think we can be pretty confident they were hoping to use it to advertise.
Also, fully general bullshit detection question no.142 applies: if this turnkey game studio works as well as you claim, why are you selling it to me instead of doing it yourself? (Hint: itās because it doesnāt actually work)
I was originally going to ask why anyone would bother throwing their slop on Newgrounds of all sites, but given the business model here I think we can be pretty confident they were hoping to use it to advertise.
Considering that AI bros are
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utterly malicious scumbags who hate anything which doesnāt let them, and them alone, make all the money ever
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exceedingly stupid and shameless dipshits with a complete inability to recognise or learn from mistakes
I can absolutely see them looking at someplace like NG and thinking āhey, this place which stands for everything we want wiped off the Internet will totally accept our fucking slopā.
(Personal sidenote: Part of me says this story would probably make a good Pivot to AI.)
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Gotta love how the website isnāt even functional.
Sure maybe the āShowcaseā link doesnāt do anything, the āWatch videoā link goes to a password protected file, and none of the āLearn Moreā buttons do anything; but at least they tell you who invested in them as the very first thing on the page!
Also haha I clicked on the blog and this was at the top of the first post:
Hereās a Substack post draft that introduces videogame.ai with a compelling and engaging tone suitable for readers interested in games, tech, or the future of creative work:
New use case for AI found: extracting money from venture capital without actually doing any real work.
Gotta love how the website isnāt even functional.
Its probably been vibe coded by the fucks behind the LLM, Iād be shocked if it was genuinely functional.
@shapeofquanta @BlueMonday1984 thanks I hate it
and next this one thatāll be making waves too
This Thiel interview clip is amazing
Watch Ross Douthat realize for a moment in real time that heās spent a decade making ideological bedfellows with a techno-futurist, fascist Right that wants to see the birth of a āmachine godā & is in no way enthusiastic about the survival of the human race in universal terms.
Ed Zitron summarizes his premium post in the better offline subreddit: Why Did Microsoft Invest In OpenAI?
Summary of the summary: they fully expected OpenAI wouldāve gone bust by now and MS would be looting the corpse for all itās worth.
I also feel like while itās absolutely true that the whole āweāll make AGI and get a ton of moneyā narrative was always bullshit (whether or not anyone relevant believed it) it is also another kind of evil. Like, assuming we could reach a sci-fi vision of AGI just as capable as a human being, the primary business case here is literally selling (or rather, licensing out) digital slaves. Like, if they did believe their own hype and werenāt grifting their hearts out then theyāre a whole different class of monster. From an ethical perspective, the grift narrative lets everyone involved be better people.
Like, assuming we could reach a sci-fi vision of AGI just as capable as a human being, the primary business case here is literally selling (or rather, licensing out) digital slaves.
Big deal, weāll just configure a few to be in a constant state of unparalleled bliss to cancel out the ones having a hard time of it.
Although Iād guess human level problem solving neednāt imply a human-analogous subjective experience in a way that would make suffering and angst meaningful for them.
on the topic of bunk wiki articles, what is this lmao https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_of_astronomical_suffering
Iām in therapy and much better than I used to, but from my past before that, I am unfortunately quite experienced over many years in having existential worries and anxieties about extremely unlikely things.
And then I see thisā¦
Cosmic rescue mission [ā¦] These missions aim to identify and mitigate suffering among hypothetical extraterrestrial life forms
ā¦and damn, thatās next-level thinking, even for me.
According to some scholars, s-risks warrant serious consideration as they are not extremely unlikely and can arise from unforeseen scenarios.
Guys I have found a way to phrase my anxiety in a way where every single word is extremely load-bearing
@UltimateNoob @techtakes This is ā¦ actually really neat feedstock for us SF authors, amirite?
Itās like that Star Wars book where Chewbacca got a moon dropped on him
New Yorker put out an article on how AI use is homogenizing thought processes and writing ability.
Our friends on the orange site have clambored over each other to all make very similar counteraguments. Kind of proves the article, no?
I love this one:
All connection technology is a force for homogeneity. Television was the death of the regional accent, for example.
Holy shit. Yes, TV has reduced the strength of accents. But āthe deathā? Tell me again how little you pay attention to the people you inevitably interact with day to day.
I would also like to understand under what definition ChatGPT can be classified as āconnection technologyā.
ChatGPT connects your brain to a quality '50s-era psychiatrist, who can then lobotomise you non-invasively and turn you into a perfect office worker for our billionaire overlords
All connection technology is a force for homogeneity. Television was the death of the regional accent, for example.
Listen to a Geordie for five minutes and say that to me with a straight face. I fucking dare you. (Not you, the orange site member)
Also tell me more about how you donāt have a lower-class or nonwhite-coded accent.
Another response to Ptacek. āVibe coding as contempt for materialityā part is particularly good.
give this its own post
Sure, done.
Concurring with everyone else that this is a 10/10 read. This article lays out a very reasonable theory that explains why tech maniacs are the way that they are.
Probably worth a thread in its own right. I find the ācontemptā framing to be particularly powerful. Contempt as illustrated herein is the necessary shadow of the relentlessly positivist āyou can do/be anything!ā cultural messaging that accompanied the rise of the current tech industry. (Iām tempted to use Neil Postmanās term ātechnopoly,ā but I feel the need to reread his book at least once more before appropriating it wholesale into these discussions.) The positivism is the seed that drives people to take an aggressively technical approach to reality, and contempt is one possible response to reality imposing constraints through technical limitations. Not necessarily one that I have ever chosen myself, but I see now that much of what we discuss here comes from people who have.
Overall I think this essay is going to be a bedrock reference for a lot of people going forward.
That is the kind of writing that absolutely anyone can get a thing out of. Will cause me to introspect.
Was checking out the QOI image format and the politics of the dev and found that he is pretty comfortable around the ladybird people. (sigh) Also the r slur on twitter.
Really amazing that such a simple format achieves PNG sizes and faster encoding speeds. 1-page specification, though itās more like 2 with a bit bigger text, for bragging rights.
Wait Ladybird is anti-woke? Sigh am I going to have to make my own browser?
(I know I know Iām a lot better about posting about wanting to do cool stuff than actually doing it, hazard of having a full time job)
Yeah I saw that but had completely forgotten about it in the meanwhile because I have the memory of a goldfish.
In the grand scheme of things there are worse controversies, but I would so love an enthusiast browser that is, well, āwokeā rather than one having a faint stink of techbro worldview about it.
true that
Dominic Szablewski also founded the German image board pr0gramm where he is known under the name cha0s. Itās similar to 4chan in many ways. That he enjoys the Ladybird crowd isnāt surprising.
Woah i had no idea. Apparently he also made a web crypto miner used in hacked sites.
We were joking about this last week if memory serves, but at least one person out there has started a rough aggregator of different sources of pre-AI internet dumps.
Itās all gotta be in the models by now, but itās gonna be a cool resource for something, right?
Itās all gotta be in the models by now, but itās gonna be a cool resource for something, right?
Itāll also be helpful for helping the 'Net recover from the slop-nami once AI finally dies.
Update from Brian Merchant: The first edition of AI Killed My Job has just dropped
āØThe VibeāØ is indeed getting increasingly depressing at work.
Itās also killing my parentsā freelance translation business, there is still money in live interpreting, and prestige stuff or highly technical accuracy very obviously matters stuff, but a lot of stuff is drying up.
AI powered lie detectors spotted in the wild - https://pimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/100.png => https://eyecanknow.com/
Brought to you by researchers at the University of Utah. smh.
