tired: banking the unbanked

wired: unbanking the banked

You live rent-free in so many big ol noggins.

All that acreage has to be adding up. Have you ever considered going into real estate?

There is a problem where well-endowed men will go to public places, drop trou, and do the helicopter dance.

This is called an indiscreet log-a-rhythm, and can be solved with quantum computers (or so I’m told).

Ya don’t debate fascists, ya teach them the lesson of history. The Official Sneerclub Style Manual indicates that this is accomplished with various pedagogical tools, including laconic mockery, administrative trebuchets, and socks with bricks in them.

I, an anonymous man from the internet who called Peter Thiel a racist hotdog, am the one with real power.

If they really believe in an acausal robot god who will wipe the board clean, why are they so invested in being racist little shits?

From the people who brought you web3:

Furby3

In six months, they’ll be making a killing selling em to people who are still mourning their AI waifuls and husbandos.

The Atlantic puts the “shit” in “shitlib”

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heh, I’m too basic to make a deep cut like that, I just went through a Cards Against Humanity phase in grad school!

Quantum computing isn’t just hard, it’s hadamard

I’m enjoying the mood today. We’re all looking for what the next Big Dumb Thing will be that we’ll be dunking on next year, like we’re browsing the dessert menu at a fancy restaurant.

The true meaning of “pooping back and forth forever”

MFW these people claim to be “the left”

An encounter of this sort is what drove Lord Vetinari to make a scorpion pit for mimes, probably.

With all that money sloshing around, It’s only a matter of time before they start cribbing from their neighbors and we get an anime adaptation of HPMoR.

Yeah, good point.

Network State def has that store-brand Team Rocket vibe.

Our Very Good Friends are often likened to Scientology, but have we considered Happy Science and Aum Shinrikyo?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Science https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aum_Shinrikyo

He made an enemies list with a fancy hat on it.

Low tone and out ethics