Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
Hereās a video of a Tesla vehicle taking the saying āmove fast and break thingsā to heart.
Arenāt you supposed to only use whatever āself-drivingā nonsense they have on highways only? I thought Tesla explicitly says you canāt do it on a normal road cause, well, it doesnāt fucking work.
It doesnāt even seem the driver is actually holding the wheel like they donāt try to avoid that at all
Just a second before the crash a car goes by, this thing couldāve just as easily swerved right onto that other car and injured someone, someone should at least lose their license for this
Maybe officially Tesla does, but the feature is called āFull Self-Drivingā and Elon Musk sure as shit wants his marks to believe you can input a destination and let your car drive you all the way through.
So, yes, Tesla should at the very least lose their business licence over this.
Im reminded of the cartoon bullets from who framed rodger rabbit.
I donāt think I have a better sneer than āin its defence, that tree did look like a childā from the YouTube comments.
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Ah you see, this is proof that FSD is actually AGI. Elon told the FSD that it needs to maximise tesla profits. The FSD accessed a camera pointing at a tesla earnings report and realised that it could increase the value of teslaās carbon credit scheming by taking out trees, hence the events of the video