what does this have to do with being single? your wife didnt let you drink beer and eat beans? quit shitting yourself then ☠️
Burgers 3 beers
It’s cringe, but the diet is not that bad is it? Like I’m vegan and do a WFPB diet so I’d not come within 10ft of this person’s kitchen, but it still doesn’t look too cursed compared to the average person
also with the alcohol comments, “burgers & beers with the boys” is cringe, but champagne on Tuesday is probably related to NYE
i personally would consider this a poor diet
also i bet this dude just wrote this menu out for reddit and is gonna eat hungry man frozen meals all week
The amount of men who have trouble shitting is worrying
When I worked at a CVS, the number of men who would show up every week to buy laxatives in large quantities was astonishing
I’m talking multiple bottles of magnesium citrate and milk of magnesia every single week
I may not be perfect, but at least I eat fruits and vegetables sometimes
the shits some people are taking must be seriously fucking damaging. i’ve seen some truly fucked up shits in public bathrooms, that just get everywhere, that pile up and clog the toilet etc. these mfs must be eating nothing but applebee’s and truckstop hot dogs.
there have been times when someone has been shitting in a stall when i’ve been in the bathroom and the noise they were making legit sounded like that scene in austin powers when he was strangling that mf
It can’t be healthy to use laxatives all the time, right?
so what? you’re gonna listen to a fuckin white people condiment? give me the chocolate that makes me shit
I thought guys bought magnesium supplements to bust more ropes?
This stuff makes you shit rope
Magnesium-based lifeforms stay winning.
It’s fibre, not fibhim ok
“I don’t vibe with fibre”
-The Millenial Boomer
Thats what the beer and wine is for
Vegan gang stay winning
That’s pretty clearly not this guy’s handwriting imo
How are you, as a man, writing in the live laugh love font
The boomerfication of gen X and Millennials hurts my soul
Imo gen X was always lost. I love my parents but it’s crazy how stereotypical their generation act and think
As someone who drinks 250-700mL of grain alcohol a day 5-6 days a week:
This man needs to drink less. He’s not even doing it as a coping mechanism or to stave off withdrawal. He’s drinking to be cringe.
as someone who literally never drinks (maybe 1 beer every few months) i’m curious what clued you into that about this person. nothing jumped out at me like that but i don’t drink like i said so unless it said like 7 beers every night i’m not likely to notice
It’s performative because they’re telegraphing that they’re drinking in conjunction with being a “single millennial man” in the title. Implying the things on the whiteboard are unusual if not for the fact that they’re single. Implying that if they were in a relationship they’d eat healthier and not drink.
The “oh yeah, we drink alcohol… exclusively on weekdays!” aspect is highly cringe.
My alcohol consumption was about this at one stage from like… Really intense boredom and debt. I’m pretty sure I was getting most of my calories from alcohol. :/
What derailed me from this drinking pattern was the weight gain. Well it has derailed for now but I wish there were other motivators since this just adds some fuel to self loathing fire.
I haven’t found that I’ve gained weight personally but drinking gin/vodka/baijiu w/o chasers or mixers probably doesn’t provide your body with usable calories.
It’s not as bad as beer or when mixing it with sugary stuff but 200 mL of something like white rum still has 500 kcal in it.
He’s only drinking 2 times a week according to this menu.
Beer and champagne on Tuesday and 3 beers on Thursday.
That’s 2 times too many if those two instances of drinking are cringe.
Having drinks on a holiday and grabbing beer with your buddies is cringe? Then again I’m sure every thing this guy does is cringe.
Specifying “single millennial man” and “3 beers” implies this entire ordeal is performative for internet points.
Like, it gives off a “haha, no broads around, gonna get some brewskis with the boys… on a week night???”. Like it inherently implies that if he were in a relationship his week wouldn’t look like this. It’s boomercore “hate my spouse” posting which is inherently cringe.
I actually think that’s an ampersand, not a 3. I write my &s in a similar way, but mine are a backwards 3 with a line through it
did you know: all the foods on that list are still edible if you have a significant other?
You know how I know you’re single?
the fact that i post about it too much in the trans mega?
Please develop a personality
That’s crazy! I can eat that shit AND hold my wife’s hand while doing it because I cook all the meals in our house. Wanna know why I don’t eat like that every night? Cuz it’s not worth the constipated internal diarrhea.
Man’s allergic to fiber lmao, guess regular BMs and not dying of colorectal cancer from red meat are just too feminine for this macho man
Except for that one day with okra gumbo. 🤤
Tuesday: pizza, beer, and champagne. Uhhhh this is probably the most problematic thing here. I don’t have an issue with the post otherwise, he’s just finding the positive side of being single (not having to worry about what your partner wants to eat)
tbh i didn’t say i had a problem with it, i said his framing was cringe
I guess it’s because it’s New Year’s Eve?
I just don’t think champagne pairs very well with beer…
allow me to introduce you to the champagne of beers, miller high life
but it says it right on the can!
You’re supposed to be wasted on the bud heavies when you have a token bit of bubbly before passing out
Also, I noticed old dude’s having black eyed peas but no collard greens lmao
To be fair we don’t know what toppings are on the pizza
its me. I’m topping the pizzaim pizza
Is this what a millennial midlife crisis looks like? Obviously we don’t have boomer money, so buying a sports car is out of the question.
Does he not eat on saturday
Lots of fun tidbits here:
- this handwriting reads as VERY femme to me
- lol at permabanned account taking screenshot
- okra gumbo sounds good as fuck
waiting for the post with green and red lines representing masc and fem writing angles
his virgin vowels face inward, her chad serifs face the world
Handwriting is HELLA femme
im so mad im allergic to okra
i thought the handwriting was ‘feminine’ as well. would be even funnier if he’s an adult and his mom wrote out what she’s making for dinner for the week so he doesn’t come home and ask
Does the post say if he sleeps in a racing car?
On the one hand I really want to dunk on this guy but on the other hand the fact that he plans his weekly meals in advance means he’s got his shit together way more than I do so I’m really in no position to say shit
That is such an awful diet.
i have pretty bad issues with food avoidance and even my diet is better than this smh
Barely avoiding scurvy
honestly i’m not sure you’d avoid scurvy if you ate this kinda diet for a long period of time
