the shits some people are taking must be seriously fucking damaging. i’ve seen some truly fucked up shits in public bathrooms, that just get everywhere, that pile up and clog the toilet etc. these mfs must be eating nothing but applebee’s and truckstop hot dogs.

there have been times when someone has been shitting in a stall when i’ve been in the bathroom and the noise they were making legit sounded like that scene in austin powers when he was strangling that mf