You’re probably better off, I know this cat likes it because for example I am taking the first vacation I’ve ever taken in my life and every time I get near a door to the outside world she’s pressing her nose into the edge of the door and trying to grab the handles. I thought she just did this stuff around the times I’d take her out, but no, it’s all the times. I’ve created a monster.
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do not blame me for the dogshit takes
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john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion from April 21st to April 27th, 2025 - JD Vance vs Pope Francis, No Items, Final DestinationEnglish13·5 days agoPope Cubile the First
maybe a patch of grass inside would help her acclimate to the idea of natural carpeting
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Musk wants to leave politics because he’s tired of ‘attacks’ from the leftEnglish10·5 days agohe just has to return to his baseline on musk, which was rockets to nowhere, cars that don’t work, big loser, very weird
i can’t wait, musk will have an online meltdown about it for sure
Was she always an inside cat?
synthesis is taking cats outside for supervised grass touching
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Musk wants to leave politics because he’s tired of ‘attacks’ from the leftEnglish36·5 days agoi think trump needs him to hang around a little bit longer until he can pin some blame on him as he gets kicked out of a side door
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion from April 14th to April 20th, 2025 - The Lamentations of a Levy-Loving LeaderEnglish29·6 days ago“I’m not the leader of anything,” Maher proclaimed, “except maybe
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•James Carville calls David Hogg's plan to primary 'ineffective' Dems the 'most insane thing' he's ever heardEnglish34·7 days agothe second most insane thing he’s ever heard is that it’s not acceptable to sexually harass female students
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Guess why I'm smilingEnglish8·8 days agowaiting for the photographer to smell the big fart you just did
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Senator Chris Van Hollen: ''We were just denied entry into CECOT — the notorious prison in El Salvador where Mr. Abrego Garcia is being illegally held. We were there for one simple reason: to check onEnglish1·8 days agoAlright I think I was wrong, the guy actually got to talk to Garcia. It was definitely a photo op arranged by Bukele to make the guy look less like a victim but it’s way more than I thought he’d accomplish.
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion from April 14th to April 20th, 2025 - The Lamentations of a Levy-Loving LeaderEnglish24·9 days agoSaudi shelling? I assume it’s only a matter of time before their petroleum facilities start getting hit.
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion from April 14th to April 20th, 2025 - The Lamentations of a Levy-Loving LeaderEnglish85·9 days agoNYT says Trump vetoed Israels plan to strike Iranian nuclear facilities
Israel had planned to strike Iranian nuclear sites as soon as next month but was waved off by President Trump in recent weeks in favor of negotiating a deal with Tehran to limit its nuclear program, according to administration officials and others briefed on the discussions.
I haven’t decided whether I think Biden would have green lit this or not.
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion from April 14th to April 20th, 2025 - The Lamentations of a Levy-Loving LeaderEnglish25·10 days agoAs I’ve stated several times before, the only reason the US isn’t officially in a civil war is that one side hasn’t started firing back.
the only reason we’re not in world war 3 is europe hasn’t started blowing up american pipelines
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion from April 14th to April 20th, 2025 - The Lamentations of a Levy-Loving LeaderEnglish10·10 days agoc-suites and rich guys fucking love cutting information technology budgets at any chance they can get
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Trump to Bukele: "Home-growns are next" "You're gonna need to build about 5 more places"English30·11 days agoI kind of think the admin would like for some of their ICE kidnappers to get shot so it can be used to justify more suppression
john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion from April 14th to April 20th, 2025 - The Lamentations of a Levy-Loving LeaderEnglish40·11 days agoI sure hope this doesn’t drive Chinese AI innovation to reduce resource overhead even further making their AI even more efficient
Plus when you shake the piss off the motion sensor turns the faucet on