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Korval to no context@lemmy.world · 7 个月前

Blue steel?

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Blue steel?

Korval to no context@lemmy.world · 7 个月前
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  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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    How someone can keep a straight face in such bulbous pants I cannot understand.

    • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      Because people in this industry spend all day huffing their own farts.

      • ApeNo1@lemm.ee
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        This guy seems to have stored quite a few in those pants for future sniffing.

    • wabafee@lemmy.world
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      7 个月前

      Money 💰💰

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      7 个月前

      bulbous pants

      Bulbous Bouffant

      • swab148@lemm.ee
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        7 个月前

        Blubber

        • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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          7 个月前

          Macadamia, OOOOOOOOOOO!

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    Thanks to lemmy, I now know the answer to:

    How could you dress a human being to simultaneously look like a bowling pin and a pair of testicles and a balloon at the same time?

    … FFS, if it had some obnoxious blues yellows and reds worked in to accent it, I would say that ‘formal, avante garde, clown style’ has just been invented.

    … The fucking jacket doesn’t even fit his arm length well.

    God it just keeps getting more ridiculous the more I look at it.

  • Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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    How can you walk up and down a catwalk wearing this without laughing?

    • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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      Those airtight latex pants seemed like a good idea until the model farted.

      • Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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        Judging by the weight of it, I’d say it was a little more than a fart.

    • eatthecake@lemmy.world
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      But how can you actually walk in these? Bow knees? I need a video to see how its possible since the bulbs would block each other with every step.

      • egrets@lemmy.world
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        Swing the whole leg in a gentle arc, by the look of it.

        • eatthecake@lemmy.world
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          Indeed, and spread your legs, lol. Thanks for finding that video, I couldn’t have done it myself.

  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • Coldgoron@lemmy.world
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    Me mining in Tears of the Kingdom.

  • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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    Does this already count as inflation art lmao

  • Cris@lemmy.world
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    Babe, do you know where I left my waxed testicle pants…?

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    That happened to my balls once, seriously. Had to go to the ER

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      Testicular torsion or epididymitis?

      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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        I had to look both of those up haha but I’d say neither. The doctor said concussion at scrotum but this was in SE Asia so wasn’t best language. Girl (American) I was traveling with was bouncing on me hard and felt and heard a snap then scrotum filled with liquid. It eventually got the size of baseballs, turned black and lasted a month

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          Holy shit, I regret asking questions and I even more regret reading that. Thank you for tonight’s nightmare.

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            LOL welp the way she goes, the fucking way she goes

  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Fly with me! 😜😄… no wait, how does it go?

    Oh yeah

    Let me show you the world…

  • iamericandre@lemmy.world
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    It’s called fashion

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      No, no it is not. Fashion is just copycat of someone with style.

      And this isn’t even style, otherwise you’d see people in Walmart wearing similar clothes. Even the People Of Walmart don’t wear this shit.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        I’m sure someone has filled latex pants with some kind of fluid in a Walmart at some point

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          Possibly even semi-solids… 💩

          • Cris@lemmy.world
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            :((((

      • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world
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        That’s not what fashion is, fashion is a form of art and saying this is not fashion is the same as saying a Jackson Pollock is not art because it’s not photorealistic.

  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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    Oh wow. I just stumbled on this community and am now stoked!

    I’m so tired of text on every picture. Just let things be funny!

  • Smoogs@lemmy.world
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    Is that a penis?

  • turbulentMagma@lemm.ee
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    Medicham

  • nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de
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    If he falls over, he can’t get back up because the feet can’t touch the ground anymore

  • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world
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    I still don’t understand who pays people to put on this type of fashion show.

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