More like “Stay at home and go broke.” Thanks Ticketmaster.

Wired’s YouTube channel has a fun video with a trauma surgeon discussing all of the injuries from the first 2 home alones.

https://youtu.be/qgd_V5WqLjg

A while back a few of us at work erected a festivus pole in a separate area and had the airing of grievances. It was somewhat therapeutic and boosted morale.

That sounds kinda awesome.

I love this fucking movie

This guy RAIDs

He got that mofo on credit, 48 easy payments!

This is a terrible fucking idea and he should be ashamed of himself for even thinking it

Hypothetical?

One of the first thoughts I had with the election result was “welp, there goes my retirement”. None of this surprises me even a little

I’m genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.

It seems unfortunate that you have to fix the tools you need to use for your job, but I imagine it’s nice when the tools are fixed and you can just focus on what you do best.

This will mostly hurt blue states so he doesn’t give a shit

Suck it down™

Not just the retailers in the headline. Check your fridges.

Fits right in

That sounds absolutely marvelous

You can’t tell me what to do!

If we re-compress the image a few more times it’ll become even more of a zinger!