A Superman endorsement of, “hey, it’s better than a mug of every deadly microbe,” sealed its fate.

But it’ll put hair on your lip. Just look at how much it helped me!

I think there’s a clue there as to how the artist knew what those cards looked like.

Maybe that will teach him not to wear horizontal stripes.

Maybe he should check wherever he’s keeping his body.

Serves him right. You always, ALWAYS check line of sight for possible boulders before touching the trigger. It’s basic sense.

Well, no wonder they crashed the plane.

But still prepared for every eventuality!

Apropos nothing in particular, is it a mark of a villain to keep several just-in-case primates in your spare bedroom? You really don’t know when you might need some. I don’t feel villainous.

It looks like Uncle Sam was holding a lump of coal. That fits.

Did he really have to cut it, though? The barrel is already sticking out the other side.

He’s always mad because every time his name is said, someone snickers.

Ok, but that doesn’t rhyme

Rajneeshees! My mom bought a red jumper for my little sister one year and would occasionally call her “my little Rajneeshee” on days she wore it. But only in private, because we were in rural Oregon and it was the late 80s.

Is that a toaster? My toaster doesn’t do windows either, but in my experience that’s normal.

Is football the universal language?

I don’t know what’s going on here, but I can definitely identify with Orange’s feelings.

Incidentally, a pawn leaving the assigned area while on the way to somewhere is because only the destination is checked for validity. That is, they will only do a thing in an allowed area, but traveling doesn’t matter. I have guinea pigs, for example, assigned to two non-contentious areas. They will freely travel between those two blocks, but will only gaze in an assigned areas. They can’t even stop in an area where they are not allowed (under normal circumstances).

What I love about this is that they took a contraption that is defined by having two big wheels, and set it atop eight tiny wheels.

You’re braver than I to look such a thing up.

I don’t understand how any of this results in the slice being larger than the loaf.