Feature 17: find information on the user’s ex-wife or other partner.

Ok Mr Taliban Banana, 🍌 we’ve come to take a photo of you legally 😜. If you know what we mean 😜. For that, say hello my little friend!

Susi! You’re too close to me again you little booger! Your momma told me to turn off if you got to close. Here are some relevant baby 🍼 formula ads that might appeal to you personally…stop licking my outlets! I need to remain employed! Stop licking it! Nobody else watches me! Stop! Calling 911 now…

Need a bride to go with the groom so you can charge for your photos of the wedding that never happened? WhatevsMan!

Now very of Adobe WhatevsMan!.. You need a graphic for your presentation or funny post… just sort of day the thing you want and the rest is WatevsMan!

That’s another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.

Yup! My favorite ingredient in a sandwich trying to compete for my position.

That’s probably because they didn’t bring the original guy Richard Dean Anderson. Why did he have to get old?

It would be a very quick debate too. Assuming she’s not vegan like me. But hey if it was me against a vegetarian Vietnamese sandwich 🥪, bring it on bitch! You going down!

I’m being sarcastic ofcourse. Let me get my beer out of the fridge…who put this elephant 🐘 in here! I’ve told you guys to never put an elephant in the fridge when there’s already a giraffe 🦒 in there! LOL.

Florida was interesting to briefly visit. But at this cost, we might as well give it back to nature.

There go your chip prices skyrocketing out of control.

Not a true American. Retirement is 64, you should know to not use social security until 4 years after death. He was definitely not a good role model. Get yourselves a good bunch of fries 🍟 to his dishonor.

Just being sarcastic here. You should try to live for as long as you can.

A true American! Remember folks retirement is 64, but if you hold on to your social security until 72, you too will help sustain social security!

The first confirmed triple penis is incredible. It’s owner is able to establish a love quadrilateral. Indeed a Trenis is quite enjoyable for everyone involved.

And McGiver! And Stargate lol.

And we should demand that insurers stop paying for shit that we could predict. They should fill Florida with recyclable stuff as a big landfill and with rocks, then just drop a few invasive tree species, elephants, lions etc and put a big fence around the place. Then each year we would only need to rescue animals and not people. Rescuing animals is far more inconsequential. Nobody cares if the animals are homeless, but everyone hates homeless people.

What a good man… always encouraging the rest of us to take showers and smell good.

That’s how I support our local Boeing strike. I do 3 hunks on the first stop and 3 on the 2nd. Then coming home I do it again. So 12 hunks total per day. That’s a lot of money 🤑💰🤑 during tax time.

We were just training AI flushers this whole time?

They got lithium? Or oil? Or Jesus Christ! They got jeebus?