It’s gonna be Kamabla and it’s not even close.

1. The job of the USA president is to look good on TV. That’s literally the entire job. Or at least to not look like a complete fucking idiot. You can bomb a hospital like Obama did, you just have to look presidential while doing it. Kamabla is the perfect candidate because she puts a progressive face on a genocidal empire.

2. Americans yearn for brunch. They don’t care that the horrors will continue happening. They just don’t want to hear about the horrors. They think “if we elect adults in the room, then we no longer have to hear about all the horrible shit that our country is doing.”

3. People want to feel good about themselves. They want to feel like their country has a future. Electing the first woman president, who is also a POC, is a feel-good story. When USA does horrible things, it allows libs to say “This is not my fault, I voted for the black lady.” She is a part of an oppressed minority, therefore it’s physically impossible for her to be a genocidal oppressor who does the same shit as all presidents before her. Get ready for Woke Fascism™.

“The battle bus waits for no man.”

~John Fortnite

First day of autumn

Comfychads we are so back

Maybe this is a sign from the universe telling you to

yoooo that’s literally me

If you like FTL, you’re gonna love Cobalt Core. It’s a 10/10 game

What kind of a sicko starts watching a TV show on the fifth season?? I know that the seasons are not connected in Fargo but still. The first two seasons of Fargo are bangers and you should check them out. The movie is amazing as well.

It’s cold and raining all day, I even had to wear three layers today. Autumnchads we are so back

I frankly don’t know how the average atomized American family copes with raising children.

Apparently they are coping very poorly, as per recent surveys:

“After breaking out responses from people with children under age 18, the APA reported that 48 percent of those parents and caregivers describe themselves as completely overwhelmed.”

“The parent-specific breakdown also found that 41 percent said most days they “were so stressed they couldn’t function” — double the number reported by non-parents — while 42 per cent said they were so stressed they felt numb.”

Two airplanes crashed into the World Trade Center? Wow. I didn’t know that, you’re telling me for the first time. They led an amazing life. What else can you say? They were amazing buildings which led an amazing life. I’m actually sad to hear that. Thank you very much.

🎵 Blue jean baby,

L.A. lady

Seamstress for the band 🎵

If Stalin were alive today, he would be a top eSports player and streamer. It’s literally impossible to understand Marx’ theory of value if you have less than 350 hours in League of Legends. You are a fake leftist. You should log out until you read some theory (4 hour youtube essays about how women ruined videogames) and do praxis (playing Fortnite)

If I were Elon, I would simply not owe billions of dollars to guys who famously dismembered a journalist

happy Bell Riots Day to everybody who celebrates!

Hi comrades, I went on vacation and logged out for the entire week (except a few visits to the mega). Did I miss any history/memes/discourse?

Whenever I have to make a decision, I just ask myself “What would I do if I weren’t a donkey-brained nitwit?”

Guys I’m happy to announce my platform and slogan for the presidential elections:

moonlake 2024

“Let’s carpet bomb the Silicon Valley!”

Holy shit I used t*nder for the first time ever today and it’s really bad.

Capitalists really created an atomized hellscape and sold us a chance at Human Connection for 15$ per week. Mfers straight up invented the loneliness tax.

How come nobody made a free open source dating app? Apart from hexbear.net I mean

Not having TrueAnon in your slop trough is both antisemitic and misogynist

All seafood tastes like eating a spoonful of salt to me but I’m a so my opinions about food are immediately discarded