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fne8w2ah@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Snake on a bullet train causes rare railway delay in Japan | CNN

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Snake on a bullet train causes rare railway delay in Japan | CNN

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fne8w2ah@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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Almost nothing stops Japan’s famous high-speed bullet trains from running exactly on time – but a tiny snake slithering through a passenger carriage will do the trick, albeit for just 17 minutes.
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  • Ech@lemm.ee
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    Snakes on a -

    ✕ Plane

    ✓ Train

    ✕ Automobile

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      • Boat

      • Rocket

      • Submarine

      • Space Station

      • Planet

      • Brain

      There are many, many movies still to be made.

      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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        Don’t forget:

        • McClane

        The Die-Hard crossover

        • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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          Snakes on a McClane?

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    I’m tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday Train!!!i!

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      I would actually be all for having snakes fighting monkeys on the Monday to Friday train. Certainly would be much more entertaining going to and from work.

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        You say that until you have to watch a snake slowly eat the monkey, then it becomes awkward.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          Only if the monkey stops fighting.

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      I’m tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday Train!!!i!

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!

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      I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday train!

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      I wonder what that is in Japanese slang

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        I’ve had it with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking shinkansen

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    Deleted scene from the Brad Pitt movie.

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    If only it was a plane they’d have known what to do…

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      deleted by creator

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        I just want Samuel Jackson to full commit and make a Sam-I-am cinematic universe where snakes are on everything from Green Eggs and Ham

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    deleted by creator

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      🚅🐍😱😱😱

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    The snake never got a back story. Why does the water bottle get a back story but not the snake?

    The snake kills like fifty people in the movie, it deserves a back story!

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    If you see Brad Pitt, better get off that train.

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      That or just stand directly behind him - his luck will protect you.

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        Be the water bottle.

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    Everyone quoting SLJ here, but this train … has melons

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    Holy shit the “don’t use your snake to keep the door open” sign was there for a reason?!?!

    I’ll try to remember to link the picture I took of it here when I get home from work, that’s a real thing

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    Damn it, I was wondering where I’d left Larry. Sorry everyone.

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      Larry! That scamp!

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        Right? Always escaping from my briefcase when I’m on the bullet train!

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    Everything is a Cinematic Universe nowadays

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    俺様はヘビも飛行機も大嫌いだ!

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    Weird. I thought this would be a thread of Throw Mama Off the Train references.

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      OWWEENN

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      Too damn sultry on the platform.

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    An absolute gift to headline writers.

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