A summary from another source
The Washington City Paper, citing an unnamed D.C. source, reports that the president has chosen June 14, 2025—the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army, Flag Day, and coincidentally also his own 79th birthday—as the big day. If it goes ahead, the four-mile procession would go from the Pentagon in Arlington to the White House.
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royal funeral and coronation got away with it while people were freezing to death
No, no, no, he’s loved by his people, and the sun. He should be outside, in the open air, exposed to the sun regularly, where his people can get a really good view of him. Where our beloved leader can be seen for miles by his loving subjects.
Like parades, golf, convertibles, lecterns, tall exposed plinths… Etc.
More of that.
Since he is favored by god, he also doesn’t need any security.
We have a group that meets Fridays at midnight under the Brooklyn Bridge and the password is sic semper tyrannis
you’d really think so wouldn’t ya
Great plan waddya mean
it’s a threat. there won’t be heavy armor. it will be a model anti-insurrectionary force demonstration
Nah Americans won’t do shit here.
Literally zero respect for my countrymen anymore. I hope he actually shoots some stupid chud in the street and then just continues on with the parade.
Shoutout to the scheming eunuch that came up with this idea, real classic.
byzantine pilled and eunuchmaxxing, as a nation
Sire, the people adore you, and want to celebrate your birth… by the way, have I told you my cousin owns a float decoration business…?
His name is Eric Trump.
Doing this after spending the first quarter slashing everything in the name of elimination waste is so funny lmao
“With a mortar launcher”
Hey this has nothing to do you your post, but I just read that secret service positions are getting cut. I wish them all the best.
Honestly though, incredibly funny.
Like, someone’s going to at least try, right? Some restaurantier from Arkansas is going to have lost their business by then and they’re going to change the face of American politics. Or maybe it’ll be like that first kid who tried, just doing it because he’s bored.
the Temu Middleman Plot
BWHAHHAHHA this is going into my bookmarks.
Nero mindset
I hope it happens. Make it over 100 million. Money isnt real anyways. Trump can just print more if he wants
Have a giant cartoon float of himself
He should erect a massive statue of himself on the White House Lawn.
He really should be hitting his monument era soon
Commission Ben Garrison as the concept artist. Giant abs and dick or something. A big label.
Explorers in the year 40,000 will stumble upon the ruins of Ancient America and the era of Trumpism, which saw the construction of large golden idols depicting Trump a major god in their pantheon. Some archaeologists believe Trump was a real person, though this remains highly debated to this day.
he’s doing “dear leader” shit that the us propaganda apparatus makes up about the dprk
he wouldn’t happen to be driving past any book repositories, would he? with the top down, perhaps?
Waiting for the Blanco Special
I do have hopes for actions occurring in Minecraft.
America’s last astronaut
Please, someone take the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever!
He wanted to do a military parade for the one fourth of july, so maybe this time he’ll get his wish and get to be king fancy lad with the handsome generals.
Liberals will be shocked - Shocked! - that hundreds of the nation’s top military and security people are attending in their finest business attire or their dress uniforms. Trump likes obedience and shiny buttons. There is no
hashtag military resistance. They will all be bending the knee. None of them wants Trump labeling them an Enemy of America and sending them to that terror prison in El Salvador.
Fuckin tankies man I swear to god
Huh?
Its a parade of tanks
Lmao good one, i didn’t get it for a minute
