A summary from another source
The Washington City Paper, citing an unnamed D.C. source, reports that the president has chosen June 14, 2025—the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army, Flag Day, and coincidentally also his own 79th birthday—as the big day. If it goes ahead, the four-mile procession would go from the Pentagon in Arlington to the White House.
He should erect a massive statue of himself on the White House Lawn.
He really should be hitting his monument era soon
Commission Ben Garrison as the concept artist. Giant abs and dick or something. A big label.
Explorers in the year 40,000 will stumble upon the ruins of Ancient America and the era of Trumpism, which saw the construction of large golden idols depicting Trump a major god in their pantheon. Some archaeologists believe Trump was a real person, though this remains highly debated to this day.