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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Betrayal of the highest order

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Betrayal of the highest order

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    I just… I can’t believe… it’s not butter.

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    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      Orderly horrible that you milked that old joke

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    More like, ‘Betrayal of the highest udder.’ …I’ll see myself out… of the barn.

    • W.itjust.works@sh.itjust.works
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      No, you milk that joke for all it’s worth.

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      What a creamy smooth joke

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        Not all jokes are what they cream to be. That said, this one really whipped the competition.

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    Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.

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      What else have we been lied to about??

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        Strippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.

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          Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake

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            It’s what?!

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              (Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.

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          I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?

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            For the curious “blumineck” is the name of his channel

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              Answering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?

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        The cake

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          Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.

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            Everything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.

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              The caketrix

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                Who gets to lick the spoon

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        Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.

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          I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.

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          So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?

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      They’re not???

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        Some probably are.

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          I want to believe

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    Did they think the butter took on magical powers when it was formed into the shape of a cow in order for those thin butter legs to hold up the weight of an entire butter cow?

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      I mean, isn’t tha what makes it so impressive?

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      I just assumed it was frozen

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    Real Americans deep fry butter cows.

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      Don’t forget to inject the cheese before you flash fry it.

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    wait till they find out about chocolate bunnies

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    Anything endorsed by Ted Cruz is a little shifty at best.

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    Are they still losing it after a year?

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    Iowa dairy, amirite?!

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      Wisconsin I believe (or don’t believe as the case may be).

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    Give it to ‘em straight - like a Pear cider made from 100% pears.

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    What is a butter cow?

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      See image above

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      I am assuming a giant sculpture of a cow that is made out of butter. Probably for a county fair.

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        Iowa State Fair, yes.

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      Cow, except butter

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