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minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60·9 months agoNext you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·9 months agoWhat else have we been lied to about??
minus-squareDharkStare@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·9 months agoStrippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
minus-squaretiny@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·9 months agoSomehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months ago(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoI think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
minus-squareVulKendov@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoFor the curious “blumineck” is the name of his channel
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoAnswering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·9 months agoInteresting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.
minus-squareLocalhorst86@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoEverything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.
minus-squareTehBamski@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 months agoSanta Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
minus-squareBlackDragon@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 months agoI’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
minus-squarexia@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoSo he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
What else have we been lied to about??
Strippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
It’s what?!
(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.
I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
For the curious “blumineck” is the name of his channel
Answering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?
The cake
Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.
Everything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.
The caketrix
Who gets to lick the spoon
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
They’re not???
Some probably are.
I want to believe