

Laws for me, not for thee.
Laws for me, not for thee.
Fighting for you! (And also Tesla and SpaceX)
HP printers just churning out page after page of 1 line of Wingdings font…
I was thinking Peppermint Patty
If I sit on the couch playing vidya games for 2 hours, my back hurts for 2 days.
Fascists are really into gigantic flags for some reason.
1996 was probably the last time I said I can’t wait for summer. Summer sucks.
A party with all Musk-backed candidates supporting all of Musk’s companies’ favorite issues? Wow, thanks rich guy.
Food and housing is actually more important and, you know, shit is expensive.
Drive at night while the kids sleep.
“lone wolf” stories incoming
“The light was on.”
Go on without us. We’re headed back to the Dark Ages.
Receipts are mostly printed on thermal paper that contains toxic chemicals. Not sure about the testosterone thing but receipts aren’t the best for you.
Just turn on the faucet in Canada. Duh
McNormandy opens June 2026
That name is fucking awesome
He’s going to deploy troops to cities and seize voting machines.
“If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.”