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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world ·
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This place is just cruel

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This place is just cruel

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  • Dave@lemmy.nz
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    Reminds me of all those places supporting child cancer. You never see any signs saying they are against child cancer.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      • MacN'Cheezus
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        Why do we let celebrities get away with this

  • samus12345@lemmy.world
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    Do I have to choose, or can I injure them both?

    • bazus1@lemmy.world
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      Just the one, but you can always come back tomorrow.

      • samus12345@lemmy.world
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        Decisions, decisions…

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          I choose the elderly child!

      • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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        Do they offer season passes?

    • gmtom@lemmy.world
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      Don’t be greedy mate. Leave some for the other visitors to injure.

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      You have to drift the trolley across both sets of tracks if you want to pull that off

      • samus12345@lemmy.world
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        “So I would dangle a sharp blade out the window to slice the neck of the guy on the other track as we smoosh our five main guys.”

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      XOR. Don’t be a dick bro.

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    Go green, kill a child!

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      Eh, more of a Tory thing.

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        Eh, some fringe of ecologists too.

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    I know where I’m going the next time I need to blow off some steam. Thanks for the tip!

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      I think the younglings and elderly are there for the upset cyclists to take out their frustrations at not being able to ride their bikes, not for just anyone to come by and abuse…

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      Don’t keep us in suspense… Billy or old-man Rogers?

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        Swing Billy at Rogers and get a twofer-one.

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    How many points do I get for each?

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    “Might” makes right.

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    Really bad graphic design overall. They might as well have used WordArt.

    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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      Or at least Comic Sans.

    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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      I don’t think that’s been near a designer. Someone’s made that in a hurry, in MS Word.

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    deleted by creator

    • snooggums@midwest.social
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      In my experience this kind of restriction tends to be in areas with narrow walking paths that have short turns and are actually terrible for riding a bike even if there weren’t other people around.

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      That’s the neat part: biking on the sidewalk anywhere is unsafe for pedestrians.

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