Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?

Right

It’s always Wednesday in our hearts.

You let me know when you’ve come up with a better idea then.

Well, it’s definitely kinkshaming and I’m told that’s a big no-no

Whoever’s found below shall grapple

My heartfelt condolences :(

More like has-beans, amirite

Not gonna be telling OP any secrets anytime soon, that’s for sure.

That sounds kinda homophobic, ngl

I’m guessing this is the proper use case for missile toads.

Well, good thing there are other ways to make your Christmas white that don’t depend on the weather… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Haven’t you guys done enough damage already with your Altoona-style pizza?

Are you ready, kids?
Aye-aye, Captain!
I can’t hear you!
AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!

Ohhhhh…

Who lives in a dumpster and knows every meme?
Shitposting Raccoon, absurd as it seems!
Who’s quick with the wit and loves chaos supreme?
Shitposting Raccoon, the king of the stream!

If absurd comedy is something you wish,
Shitposting Raccoon will serve it delish!
He hoards all the trash and makes jokes out of scraps,
Shitposting Raccoon, no one can outmatch!

Shitposting Raccoon!
Shitposting Raccoon!
Shitposting Raccoon!

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

(End with the sound of a raccoon digging through garbage.)

IDK, pasta is basically just boiled flatbread in a fancy shape, I don’t see why this couldn’t work, at least in principle. Ever heard of rice pudding? Sounded just as weird to me the first time my mom told me about it, but turned out to be quite delicious. I’m almost tempted to give this one a try.

I downloaded 5,000 pirated games and then deleted them again, call your boss next Monday, they can afford to pay your salary again now.

Thanks, bro 🙏

I hope you’re willing to deliver because life has a strange way of taking you up on offers like that

What if I told you there’s another kind of DNA for which that statement is actually true?