DEFINITELY do not replace the second “t” with “gg” and the “e” with “a”. Especially after doing what OP told you not to do.

Tapping the sign now costs $1.

A dollar always costs one dollar. What changes is the price of goods.

It’s probably pork and you know it.

Or quail

Of course not. I went out to my weekend cabin in the forest and spent all day dressing it up in 800 lbs of steak just to snap a picture, because I got it like that.

Why is this a shitpost? It’s absolutely correct and factual.

The unlikely cure for alcoholism? More booze.

Harry Stoner and the Bonghit of Doom

Casual reminder that this sort of behavior is why Americans can’t have free healthcare.

I’m pretty certain it’s not me

The Doomslayer is simply a modern Christ figure. He willingly sacrifices himself to descend into hell for no other reason than his hatred of demons.

Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?

Where the steaks are Wagyu

Alright then. Glad we could sort it out.

Okay, so we agree there’s no problem here?

No one has ever used the Italian singular of that word in English. As a loan word, it does not have to follow Italian grammar rules, and similar to pasta, it can be used both as countable and uncountable (i.e. a generic category term without plural).

But the singular was never used in the tweet.

The problem with problems is that you never run out of them.