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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Mind = blown

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Mind = blown

MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteBanned
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    11 months ago

    Oh no, not again.

    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      Took me a moment ;-)

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    Where is the flower pot?

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      Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

      I wonder if it will be friends with me?

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        They became inseparable.

        • Hupf@feddit.de
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          11 months ago

          https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34

          • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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            11 months ago

            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            https://piped.video/V6CLumsir34

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • FQQD! @lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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    How did they get a whale out there in space?

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      11 months ago

      Oh no, not again

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        “I wonder if it’ll be friends with me?”

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        The Parable of the Petunias is one of my favorite religious stories

    • gnutrino@programming.dev
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      Infinite improbability drive usually

    • ouRKaoS
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      Scotty beamed them up

      • Natanael@slrpnk.net
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        Had to bring one in a time machine to make the aliens happy

  • riodoro1@lemmy.world
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    It’s pretty fucking tiny on my phone.

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    Still not quite as big as your mom.

  • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.world
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      Sauce?

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        Sauce

  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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    What is this, a country for ants?

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    Ah yes, that ol’ Disneyland Main Street trick, forced perspective.

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    If the whale is closer to the camera than America, doesn’t that mean that it’s still to scale but has a warped perspective?

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    Looking good OP’s mom

  • don@lemm.ee
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    Holy shit the US is tiny af lol it’s barely bigger than a whale

  • Twinkletoes@lemm.ee
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    Whales don’t have scales 😉

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      But they do have tails

  • letsgo@lemm.ee
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    This whale is near. That country is far away.

    • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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      And the depth of focus is incredible!

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      Just like the toy cows and the real cows.

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    That’s a big ass map of the Us

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      To scale though. You can tell because Oklahoma is the armpit along with Arizona…

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      Hyphen

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    Imagine how massive the camera that took that picture is!

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      That’s not how cameras work. It could also simply be normal-size camera very far away.

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        With a good depth of field!

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