Goodbye

I hate it. I want to touch it, but I hate it.

Freedom is free, comfort is what costs.

Unusable… or will get you high AF?

Considering this was probably taken from Reddit, there’s one more level…

I figured Melania would be the first to be deported.

Has anyone seen her lately? Did she already get disappeared?

Fuck, I beat the last boss and I forgot this was in my inventory…

“…I shall birth them here. This is the only warrior I could not defeat in battle. If something happens to me they will raise my young in The Way of the Claw!”

How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I’m not gay!?

I played it on SNES as “The Lost Levels” in Super Mario All Stars. Being able to restart at each world & not go back to 1-1 every time probably helped, but I beat it way before I beat American SMB2.

If I remember correctly, his critics said he was only popular because of the dancing girls in his videos, so he released the video for this song with only him in it and it became his biggest hit.

“What’s that? Was someone talking shit? Thought so…”

Welcome to Costco, we love you!

Balatro skewed my numbers

There’s actually lots of foul language while playing Balatro, but it all comes from the person playing, not the game itself.

I was waiting on a pickup order for food once and a lady walks in and started going off because it was 8:07, she didn’t have her food, and her order was supposed to be ready at 8:05. There’s like 10 people waiting, they are obviously overwhelmed and doing the best they can.

Me, being a bigger guy as well, chimed in with: “It’s obviously busy in here, they’re doing their best. I’ve been waiting patiently for about 10 minutes, and some people have been here longer than me.” Another guy chimed in “My order was due at 7:45, calm down lady!” She huffed and walked away from the counter glaring at us.

A few minutes later the worker came out and says “Order for Karen?” Lady grabs her bag and leaves… Other guy and I share a look and both started laughing.

I got a $10 gift card for my “inconvenience”.

Pope to Vatican: How does one “chain the blocks”?

If DOGE doesn’t touch US Military spending (they won’t), it’s more bullshit than the TSA

People watch movies, see someone get their lights turned off with a shovel to the back of the head, they wake up a few minutes later with a bit of a headache, and think that’s what getting “knocked out” is…

The amount of times I’ve seen someone get hit in a movie and think “Welp, they’re dead” is ridiculous; Kevin McCalister is a murderer.

I’m definitely going to start using this one!

Thanks!

E