EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!

Sorry, I got excited that no one else said it yet.

Imagine the snipers taking out multiple targets

I got secret santa’d a Red Dragon mechanical Keyboard and ended up buying a matching mouse & speakers.

I recommend them to anyone who asks.

I got this!!!

Bongus.

I have a weird spring allergy sinus pressure thing going on, but I’m trying to maintain without drilling a couple relief holes in my face.

Living: Gabe Newell

Dead: Sir Terry Pratchett

Fictional: Commander Samuel Vimes

Everybody gangsta until the roach start flying!

Luigi is innocent and being railroaded…

Should say the unknown shooter.

This sounds like the plot of a horny anime video game that I would get on a steam sale for a 70% discount.

If AI learns to do this, do we win or lose?

That’s exactly how they said it!

I’d marry the Pope, because the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and… ahh, damn… guess I gotta take one for the team…

Me: Throws picture of Ex

Bin: Doesn’t move

Screen: “Take her back. Is this correct?”

Mixed messages from the yield sign ahead

I have heard people drop the “point” and say “One Fourty-four”.

I hope they all cut a deal with the prosecutor and snitch on who hired them.

If we ever get a group of MAGAlings running around, I’m going full Anakin Skywalker…

There is always a massive gap between “Someone should do something about this” and “I should do something about this.”

Blue

Hologram

Cryptid

The Last Dragon, hands down.