Is this how I find out that other people find ‘finding out that someone’s going to prison’ less normal than I do?

There. Now my brain can process this.

“They’re not supposed to shoot back!”

Elon made the mistake of lying about something “normal people” understand.

Elon: “Blah blah, jobs, billions, blah blah government!”

People: Sounds like BS, but IDK…

Elon: “I’m the GOAT at PoE2!”

People: Absolutely the fuck not!

I jumped through a couple hoops to get Pokemon Infinite Fusion working on my Steam Deck & I’ve been having a blast slapping shit together to see how fucked up it looks.

Cleffa + Geodude made me giggle for a good 5 minutes.

Pretty sure if I saw this in my drunken stupor I’d piss in the sink.

tHe MaRkEt WiLl ReGuLaTe ItSeLf!

Working 3rd shift has cultivated my circadian arrhythmia so I can sleep whenever I want unless I need to.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m gonna piss on his grave

I guarantee that it’s true

That one’s free.

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Not dog!

Is pAnDa!

I see muchos Modelos in your future!

I remember a new McDonald’s opening in the 80’s & both Ronald & Grimace were there. I also remember being angry that day because there were too many kids on the playground.

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Toes are an abomination unto Nuggan.

Working way too much until exhaustion takes over.

Profile pic is dog. Dog has taken over house & is pretending to be husband for tax purposes.

Tip on applying combat force as a tall person:

Learn to throw knee strikes. I caught a standing knee from a 6’6" guy in my chest that ended things very quickly. I was prepared to take in in the stomach, not the nipple…

Threw off my balance something awful.

Yeah, the classic under bid, over promise scenario happens constantly, but it works because it looks good on paper which is all the bureaucrats care about.

My guess is budget cuts.

“If we outsource transportation, we’ll be at 125% of our budget instead of 140%…”

Was your Nordic Ware pan that Golden tinted color? I have cookie sheets that I don’t use for cookies anymore because they’d be burnt on the top & raw on the bottom…