They changed the song and took this out.

I wish I was kidding.

N

So you’re saying someone can Kill Trump & get free gas!?

Cant even get something from Dollar (Twenty-Five) Tree

Should have named himself Pope Donald just for the Lulz!

I dissolved it in Absinthe, seemed like a good idea at the time…

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What’s up, Doc?

M

The fact that it wasn’t a “reinstall Windows” level of virus is a win.

If you set out to create a game involving collecting, or even looking at and cataloguing, a bunch of different fantasy creatures, you’re going to have some that are at least a little similar to pokemon

I think Cassette Beasts pulled off the Pokemon gameplay format without making anything that Nintendo could try and sue over.

Big ups for Samurai Jack & Big O

That looks like a Little Caesars box, so definitely the low end of to-go pizza.

Also, he took the time to decorate with the Konga drums, so its totally luxurious!

I take it the coke is to mix with the Jack, which is acceptable.

If you’re getting a bottle of Blanton’s for a mixed drink I’m going to punch you in the throat.

The guillotine got applied to the economy instead of the… Proper target…

Finding a way to import a BYD to the US == Deported to El Salvador

“Fruit of the poisonous tree” is how I’ve always heard this one; don’t know if that’s the actual legal term or not.

I’d enjoy my Epson Eco tank printer more if it wasn’t trying to constantly update firmware, apps, drivers, etc.

I’m not setting up faxing. Stop asking.

I work with the general public. I always go to work expecting the worst, so when I have a day that’s relatively normal I’m pleasantly surprised.