You stop eating them when they’re gone, duh!

There are times when you know you should not make a scene. Use this time to plan out in your head the scene you are going to make at a later time.

Someone needs to collect that jackass’s kneecaps…

In the same vein: one of those little magnetic parts tray/bowl things.

I’ve gotten a few of them for free from harbor freight, and they’re perfect for when you have the giant bag of screws and nee to pick out 6 “E’s” and 6 “H’s” for step 7.

Easy platform for pre-orders, all the backend work is done for them.

Same! That one has the Official Nintendo Seal of Approval®, and the magnifying lens was a bigger help than you would think.

Beavis looks pretty good as a woman!

Payback for turning the frogs gay

Keeping the original box makes it easy if you have to mail something, since you don’t have to try and find one it fits in.

Shoes are unregistered vehicles!

“Haha! Good one! …wait, you’re serious!?”

Constitutional amendments are ratified by the states individually, not by Congress.

Zohra-lohra-ding-dong!

The GBA/DS games blur together for me as well, but I remember somewhere in there was where they added in absorbing things from enemies which I loved/hated as a completionist.

Pokérus is a thing already

Weaponized Memery is the wave of the future, the Pokemon just hasn’t full evolved yet!

Beans -> Jeans -> Moth -> [???]

I don’t know how many forms it has… Has anyone tried using an evolution stone? Walked 10,000 steps with a Moth companion? Evolved Jeans with an empty pokeball in the party?

ITT: hYdRaTe WiTh MiLk!?

Isn’t milk more “liquid food” than a drink? It’s meant to provide full nutrition to young, not provide fluids to an adult. Humans drinking milk in adulthood is the weird part.

Everything is online now, so inviting friends over us counter-intuitive.

I’m just old enough to have fond memories of Xbox LAN parties, multiCube Double Dash, and Zelda: Four Swords.

…well, maybe not so fond on 4 swords, I think I still have Fire Rod PTSD.

My grandmother said that you can tell the winter will be rough because the squirrels get fatter.

Looks like we’re fucked!