none of this is convincing me to get on a bike

You’ll need to invent an air conditioned bicycle if you want me to ride

Where’s the second season of this shit

And their poop can carry hantavirus

I hope whoever runs this twitter dies incredibly painfully

What the fuck is a “fractious economy”

What

That’s not accurate

it’s cute that you think supply and demand drive pricing for vital goods and services

Dude sounds like penn jillette

a lemm.ee user with a name like “bot” is just so on the nose, you couldn’t be more creative

pico de Gallo

Pico de beano

yeah but raw onion is just strong sulfurous sweaty taste, you cook it and it’s still strong but it’s damn so fucking savory taste

You should fry the onion first

Onion into beans = you have all that beanis juice in there limiting temps to boiling, so you’re boiling that onion and pepper

Beans into onion = you’ve fried that onion, it’s caramelizing, adding so much savory sweet flavor that you need in your mouth

My yard is full of wasps

I wanna sit out there and tan

How do i make the wasps leave me alone

Those people can literally go back to reddit and have their use experience be 100% identical

Also, .ml’s modlog shows a clear pro-russia bias. People should oppose the U.S’s imperialism, but supporting russia (even critically) isn’t the answer

Have you considered that reality supports Russia’s justifications for intervening in Ukraine

I will never understand why people want to go from reddit to a place that’s just as shitty as reddit in all the same ways

so many just throw it in unnecessarily too like i was watching the world’s greatest alchemist or whatever the title and like,

He needs help making magical toilets, or help with other shit so he has time to make the magical toilets

His production methods are and liable to be stolen so obviously he needs A SLAVE WITH A MAGIC CONTRACT THAT FORCES THEM TO BEHAVE

Because there’s like idk no other way of giving the guy a monopoly or whatever.

And then they suckered me in with the MC going “slavery? that’s fucked, fuck that, I’d rather do all the work myself” only to almost immediately go “actually you’re right slave me up baby”

It’s to appeal to lonely decrepit old men. My coworker in his 60s loves this harem bullshit.

I hate it, I just want fantasy shit, magic and wiz biz, fight scenes and shit. I just want the power fantasy without all the fucking harem waifu collecting or slavery nonsense!

The same show had him get a spider as a pet. It evolved, and im like, don’t you turn into a little girl! it’s okay for a spider to just be a spider! And it stayed a spider. It evolved again and turned into a little girl