• FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    8 months ago

    Attack geese.

    I’d normally suggest that attack geese are against geneva conventions or something… but these guys… they got it coming.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        8 months ago

        oh. good. glad that’s sorted. Lets also activate the uplands geese for naval operations.

        I wonder how much it would cost to train wild pigeons to shit on their shit. and how much that would cost… them.

        • AlleroEnglish
          2·
          8 months ago

          Birds cannot control when they poop, so they’ll have to patrol their target.

          Which, when you think about it, is even more terrifying

          • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            8 months ago

            I was thinking something like that bird feeder that taught magpies to turn in trash for food.

            they poop on a BP gas station… and get a reward.