• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      oh. good. glad that’s sorted. Lets also activate the uplands geese for naval operations.

      I wonder how much it would cost to train wild pigeons to shit on their shit. and how much that would cost… them.

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        8 months ago

        Birds cannot control when they poop, so they’ll have to patrol their target.

        Which, when you think about it, is even more terrifying

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          8 months ago

          I was thinking something like that bird feeder that taught magpies to turn in trash for food.

          they poop on a BP gas station… and get a reward.