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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Gotta keep everyone updated

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Gotta keep everyone updated

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • frickineh@lemmy.world
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    Me, telling all my coworkers about my cramps. And now, telling anyone who clicks on the post. I have cramps. They are really fucking bad. I want to die but I ordered ramen for dinner so I’m gonna wait until after I have that.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      I hope the ramen rocks

      • frickineh@lemmy.world
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        Thanks, I think it will. Worth living for.

    • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻@programming.dev
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      Dunno what kind of cramps but check Magnesium, it helps me a lot for when I workout

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        Period cramps, so sadly not the right kind. The solution is to remove my demon spawn uterus, but taking time off for surgery in the US is just a whole fucking thing. I have been thinking about trying magnesium for the calf cramps I get sometimes, though.

  • Stamets@lemmy.world
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    I feel attacked

    • Nougat@kbin.social
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      Recursive humor is recursive.

    • byroon@lemmy.world
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      That’s my battle

    • Kiernian@lemmy.world
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      You’re not being loud. I’m completely in the dark. Likely so are others. I even looked at your mastodon in the hopes I could figure it out. Know that people care and hope the best for you. Rest up, do whatever you need to in order to feel better, and know that your return will be a welcome one.

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    They all try to say complaining doesn’t help, but letting out one of those frustrated sigh-grunts always fucken slaps.

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      Yes… I must expell the frustration

  • 🏳️‍⚧️-🇵🇸 TGhost [She/Her]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I have no dignity, and ?!

    +1

  • MonkeMischief
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    “Now, all of China knows you’re here!”

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    I can relate to this one

  • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
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    The former director at our daycare is like this.

    “I’m so upset right now I’m literally throwing up! I need a support system right now.”

    Facebook friend: “do you have a minister you can talk to?”

    “Our minister doesn’t really care for me and (husband) because we lied about how closely related we were until after we were married.”

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    That’s politics for ya

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