- cross-posted to:
- badrealestate@feddit.uk
- cross-posted to:
- badrealestate@feddit.uk
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
If you’re in this bathroom sober, you’ll feel drunk.
If you’re in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.
That’s a nice way of saying you’ll lose your balance, trip, and hit your head on something.
What if you’re fucked up on shrooms?