Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

  • MacN'CheezusOP
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    11 months ago

    That’s a nice way of saying you’ll lose your balance, trip, and hit your head on something.