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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Burgers

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Burgers

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    I would have never read healthy burgers.

    • corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works
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      actually those are steamed hams

      • marito@lemmy.world
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        Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

        • samus12345@lemmy.world
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          “Hey, where’s the bite you just took out of the steamed ham?”

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          Grill’d.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Likewise; it’s an oxymoron

  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    i definitely prefer my burgers healed

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      The power of bacon compels you

      • OpenStars@kbin.social
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        Take my angry upvote you monster!:-P

    • qooqie@lemmy.world
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      Wouldn’t that be necromancy? Cows coming back to life and shit

      • Igloojoe@lemm.ee
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        Depends how far you take it. Healing would first mean uncooking… to get back to raw meat.

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      I’m not sure what to tell you, but they’re not only already dead, but also shredded into pieces.

      • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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        ya need that surface area for flavor!

  • DarkMessiah@lemmy.world
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    This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Joke’s on them, I have no idea what company this is.

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        Looks like it says grW’d. I’m pretty sure that’s not what it says, but that’s what it looks like.

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          I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be grill’d. I still have no idea what that is though. That is basically the most generic name for a hamburger possible.

          • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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            Grill’d is an Australian burger chain, and one of the scummiest companies in Australia. Known wage thieves and their burgers are shit anyway

            • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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              Everyone I know raves about their burgers, they’re fucking horrible burgers.

              It’s the ‘cool hipster vibe’ that got them liked.

              • hitmyspot@lemmy.world
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                I thought paying staff properly was the cool hipster thing to do? Not wage theft and fines.

                Personally, I boycott. It’s much easier to boycott companies with terrible overpriced products.

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                  Moral is good and all but who cares when you can just make more money. Capitalism yay!

            • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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              Definitely not healthy and in much need of healing

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          I didn’t ask.

          • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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            Jokes on you, nobody cares if you did.

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        I see you’ve never played knifey-spoony before

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    Damn, i had a shit day and this made me laugh waaayyyy too much.

    • Sanyanov@lemmy.world
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      Hope it’ll get better!

      Take care!

      • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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        Indeed. May thy burgers be healed.

  • BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com
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    DON’T BUR. OPEN GERS.

  • someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works
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    There is a burger chain in Canada called The Burger’s Priest, which is a religion-themed chain with several religious references on the walls. I only ever visited one when I did DoorDash and was picking up a customer’s order, so I don’t know how good they are.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    THE POPE HAS SPOKEN

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    I mean it’s Grilld - they did this on purpose.

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    Imagine a self healing burger that you can munch on indefinitely because it regenerates faster than you can eat it.

    • WereCat@lemmy.world
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      Wouldn’t that mean that it would regrow itself in my stomach? So one bite and I’ll never go hungry as it even regenerates faster than I can digest it.

      So more bites would be dangerous as it could kill me if suddenly 10 burgers regrowth in my stomach.

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