The sea lion’s questions in that Wondermark comic were perfectly valid and a good example of what to do when someone tries to dogwhistle their bigotry and then refuses to elaborate further.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3QkIruVNEI

Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

Who am I to disagree?

I am a banana.

I used to work tech support during the Windows XP days. One time I had a customer call in and, as part of the troubleshooting process, I asked them to click their Start button. The customer didn’t know what that was so I told them that it was the button in the corner of the screen. The customer said that they did that and the screen went blank. They’d hit the power button on their monitor.

Instructions unclear. Tried to eat water.

Too bad Frodo never knew about that.

I’ve never played Nioh, but I wanted a mechanic where the player is encouraged to save their consumables for when they really need them but not to the point where they start to just hoard them for the entire game. My main inspiration was actually the sub tanks in the Mega Man X games with how they can be re-filled as many times as you want, but I wanted a system that ties in more closely with the exploration aspects of the game.

Apparently this video is for Wasted, a destruction derby game. The Lemmy post doesn’t give a website or a description, the PeerTube video doesn’t give a website or a game description, and “Wasted” is too generic a name to search for. I was only able to find the website due to a tiny text crawl that appears at the bottom of the video a few minutes in. If you want people to know about this game, maybe you should let them know about it.

You’re right. You are willing to rebel in order to keep your richest citizens from having to pay taxes. My mistake.

EDIT: Also, to preserve slavery. You’ll take up arms for that, too.

I’m working on a Metroidvania game where consumables work on a system where when you use one it’ll respawn at its original location. You can only carry one copy of any given consumable at a time but if you’re willing to do a bit of backtracking you can always replenish your stock.

That’s a nice-looking Zaku.

He has pores, he has a chemical nutrient similar to blood. Who knows what else he has?

“Mission Accomplished”

So now the Oklahomans are free to invade?

And then you miss Oblivion and wake up on a cart.

I’m firmly against racecar beds. In fact, I want the opposite of a racecar bed. I want a racecar bed.

And tariffs preventing imports from other countries. Trump better step up the circuses.