• JPSound@lemmy.world
      5·
      1 year ago

      As an american, It’s easier when you convert football fields to watermelons and seconds to no healthcare. One you start thinking in terms of watermelons per crippling medical debt, everything clicks. You’re welcome.

      • MacN'Cheezus
        15·
        1 year ago

        Is this a joke about black people not being able to afford healthcare or something?

        • JPSound@lemmy.world
          2·
          1 year ago

          No… Not at all but what gave you that idea? Besides, everyone here enjoys medical debt or an undiagnosed ailment. Sometimes both if you’re lucky.

    • IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
      1·
      1 year ago

      You make dem der figures FPH n’ you got a deal. I don’t wanna be going no 600 yards a minute. I wanna be cruisin at 35000 yard and hour, ya hur?

      • MacN'Cheezus
        3·
        1 year ago

        A mile is about 15 football fields, so if we did switch to using that measurement, we could all be going 1,000 on the freeway.

        • IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
          3·
          1 year ago

          Ur gotdang right. My Mopar might be a four banger, but with cheezus behind the wheel we’re gon’ near 1700 n’ gettin 500 a gallon.