• IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    You make dem der figures FPH n’ you got a deal. I don’t wanna be going no 600 yards a minute. I wanna be cruisin at 35000 yard and hour, ya hur?

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      2 years ago

      A mile is about 15 football fields, so if we did switch to using that measurement, we could all be going 1,000 on the freeway.

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        2 years ago

        Ur gotdang right. My Mopar might be a four banger, but with cheezus behind the wheel we’re gon’ near 1700 n’ gettin 500 a gallon.

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          2 years ago

          Hmmm yeah… I know some of those words.