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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house…

    Is it the average landlord?

  • stinky@redlemmy.com
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    there’s a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs

    It could be sea coral

    • YiddishMcSquidish
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      Bivalves. At least when you’re not eating them.

  • Mgineer@lemmy.ml
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    Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot

  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!

    they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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        Where is c/turtle when I need it?

        • YiddishMcSquidish
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          Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.

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      I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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        And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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    It’s Longhorn Cowfish.

    The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      Why does that look like Donald trump

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        It’s the dead soulless eyes

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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    Saint bernard?

  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

    • YiddishMcSquidish
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      I’m saying that .5 is something like a bagworm. Not born with it, but is ingrained into its DNA.

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      Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

      🤔

      Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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      A one-walled lean-to?

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Are soft shelled turtles slimey?

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    🦀 🦀 🦀

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      Battletoads!!!

    • Nelots@lemmy.zip
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      Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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    Nautilus missing some tentacles.

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    I wonder if it is just stone

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    1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.

    Two married lawyers with a horse costume.

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      i’d pay for the onlyfans

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    A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?

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    Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there’s another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?

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      Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the “no slime” definition.

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        Clams have a “foot” that they use to move around with sometimes.

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        deleted by creator

    • wieson@feddit.org
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      A house

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        A flooded stilt house.

    • morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com
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      Turtle isn’t slimy

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        I’d put the slime as “probably”. Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don’t generate it.

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        Frog should be slime=probably

        Turtle should be slime=maybe

        And tortoise would be slime=no

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      Certain coral species, maybe?

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      Came here to say this exactly. And I’m thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?

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      Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I’ve never heard the same for legless lizards

      Edit: Apparently I misread the meaning of house in this graph

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Snake no is house

      • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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        House doesn’t mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.

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