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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

The perfect job doesn’t exi…

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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • squaresinger@lemmy.world
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    It’s basically the feudal equivalent of a disneyland mascot.

  • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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    This sounds like a natural evolution of court jester past the feudal era

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      And now a distant relative of the garden gnome.

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        TIL!

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      I would love to be a court jester.

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      To me it sounds like a lovely mix between the jester and the wild man.

      Pretty sure I could ace the shit out of that job.

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        The competition is already fierce. Good luck!

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    Oh hell yeah, we should bring this back. Give me a nice little cottage, some space to grow weed and mushrooms, and a nice big forest to run around in consequence free and ill totally be your Radagast the brown running around the woods. They say if you can catch a glimpse of me, however fleeting, its good luck for your visitors.

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      I’ll be your polar opposite…

      I’ll dig a little trap door spider cave, bury a tiny house, and go full yokai.

      If you’re touched by the ouRKaoS, you get 100 years of bad luck for you and your heirs…

      When guests over stay their welcome, I get a text message & start stalking MF’s.

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    NObODy wAnTs TO WorK anYMoRe.

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    Dream job

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    I could do that, gissa job.

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