We made it through another week! Today we’re going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg “wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?”). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like “I can’t I’m flying solo round the earth”. More ridiculous the better!
Do you want to come to the cinema Saturday at 3?
sorry, I’m vegan
Oh sorry I forgot. How’s Sunday at 11:15am?
I will not be going to the SINema on the LORD’s DAY, you cannot tempt me with these worldly pleasures. I will pray for you and your SOUL.
Of course! How’s Monday at 4pm?
Have you tried asking her, I haven’t seen Monday in a year - I mean, I know she frequented 4pm on occasion, but I thought she had tried quitting, at least last I saw her she was. Have you seen her recently?
Ah ok can you do Tuesday 8pm?
We’re not on speaking terms, unfortunately.
Friday 3am?
can’t, I’m nicking keir starma’s sausages
Naturally…How’s 11:15 that day?