We made it through another week! Today we’re going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg “wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?”). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like “I can’t I’m flying solo round the earth”. More ridiculous the better!
Have you tried asking her, I haven’t seen Monday in a year - I mean, I know she frequented 4pm on occasion, but I thought she had tried quitting, at least last I saw her she was. Have you seen her recently?
Ah ok can you do Tuesday 8pm?
We’re not on speaking terms, unfortunately.
Friday 3am?
Sounds great, see you there!
I’ll bring the snacks!
Oh, in that case I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel. My partner recently became a breatharian, and in solidarity I have joined them so I just don’t think I can handle being around snacks right now 😅 I’m so sorry, maybe we can reschedule for Saturday at 3?
I’m sorry I can’t, I need to teach my neighbour’s parrot poetry. Can you do Thursday at midday?
Ah, that’s a shame - but hey, that’s a great service you’re providing for your neighbour, hopefully their parrot becomes the next Ginsberg, what a great investment.
Ah, Thursday at midday is a bit dicey, I’m teaching my neighbour’s parrot poetry at that time. How does Thursday at midday sound?