We made it through another week! Today we’re going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg “wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?”). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like “I can’t I’m flying solo round the earth”. More ridiculous the better!
Friday 3am?
Sounds great, see you there!
I’ll bring the snacks!
Oh, in that case I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel. My partner recently became a breatharian, and in solidarity I have joined them so I just don’t think I can handle being around snacks right now 😅 I’m so sorry, maybe we can reschedule for Saturday at 3?
I’m sorry I can’t, I need to teach my neighbour’s parrot poetry. Can you do Thursday at midday?
Ah, that’s a shame - but hey, that’s a great service you’re providing for your neighbour, hopefully their parrot becomes the next Ginsberg, what a great investment.
Ah, Thursday at midday is a bit dicey, I’m teaching my neighbour’s parrot poetry at that time. How does Thursday at midday sound?
Can’t do that sadly I’ve just arranged to teach dogs ballet. How’s tomorrow 5pm?
oh, sorry - that’s when I have my qualifying event for my town’s upcoming drywall eating competition, how about the day after at the same time?
Ah apologies I need to mix cement with a teaspoon then. How’s Saturday at 5am?