Isle of Wight council has been charged £29,000 per week for the placement in a semi-detached house leased by the local authority, at which the boy was the only resident.

Remarking on the cost to the public purse, a judge said: “You could send him to Disney[land] Paris for a month and save some money.”

If you’re including housing and getting (expensive) on-Disneyland resort housing, it doesn’t look like Disneyland Paris will actually let you book a room for an unaccompanied child.