“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
You mean you, a gay man, like things that men like?? Next youll tell me everything you own is NOT pink???
Being bi blew my mind when I finally came out. Dating women is really fun, but then I met a guy who is like…my best friend and crush? Best of both worlds! We share the same hobbies! And hold hands :)
Very happy to hear that for you :)
Correct.
It’s purple.
The better choice
It’s also my cats favorite color which I find kinda funny. And yes. Hers. I’ll offer a variety of stuff to her and she, without fail, picks the purple options.
What a queen