“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
Correct.
It’s purple.
The better choice
It’s also my cats favorite color which I find kinda funny. And yes. Hers. I’ll offer a variety of stuff to her and she, without fail, picks the purple options.
What a queen