“But you’re gay… why do you like sailing and WWE?”
“Well, I feel like both of those are pretty gay considering the reputation the Navy has and WWE being all sweaty men.”
“EXPLAIN FIREARMS THEN.”
“Shooty go pew.”
“WHAT ARE YOU?!”
“Hungry.”
Based off of a real conversation I’ve had.
Being bi blew my mind when I finally came out. Dating women is really fun, but then I met a guy who is like…my best friend and crush? Best of both worlds! We share the same hobbies! And hold hands :)
Very happy to hear that for you :)