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Surviving the predator? You mean being part of a minecraft youtuber’s discord before your 18th birthday?
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.
I have lived around crazy rednecks all my life (Indiana and Florida). Pretty sure I could outwit 1 crazy redneck, and with 3 Billion I could afford to finally escape this hellhole.
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.
Am I misremembering the end of that movie, or does it end up getting kind of supernatural? Don’t remember if Otis himself did anything though…
Maybe gage from pet cemetery. Im not his dad so maybe I have to punt a child.
Godzilla. Then I’d go hang out at the White House.
Freddie Krueger… Just stay awake
The predator does not kill children or pregnant women. Predator 2 showed that. A kid with a toy UZI spotted the predator with his light bending and as a precaution the predator armed his shoulder cannon, but upon sensing it was not a real gun he disarmed it.
Also the subway showed he found a fetus developing in a woman and immediately released her.
I am neither of those things.
According to another post here, you need to antagonise Sadako first…
No, but you would be an unarmed helpless guy. Not sporting enough for a predator. Or at least you will fake being helpless! There is no honor in slaughter.
Surely the Predator would be able to tell when someone is faking helplessness…
it’s not too late to get into mpreg.
Dead
I’ve got lots of mud and trees at my place. I’ll be just fine.
The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case…
Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.
J.K Rowling
If we’re doing irl monsters, Henry Kissinger. Even before he was dead, I could take him.
Trump. I am old, fat, and out of shape, but I’m not that old, fat, or out of shape. Plus I have plenty of experience with physical labor, so I feel I would have as substantial advantage.
Imagine being out hunting and you walk right near an old injured wild pig and it just sits there staring at you.
Be funny if the Predator pats the guy on the head before leaving.
The Refregirator (yeah, it’s a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It’s a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender…) so I’ll surely die horribly but I’m all for fighting against electric appliances.
All good until the printer comes after you. Printers are haunted normally, so I imagine under this scenario they’d be even more malevolent…
That’s when i call guilleme mezzanine, the bush pilot.
A tire. I can drive away faster then that thing can roll.
When did predator not kill someone??
they seem to ignore the camera crew, that’s kind of them…
fuck it, we need a BBC mockumentary about then filming the predator like a nature documentary.
Five star idea! I’m literally laughing at the … Spinaltap version!! That would by hysterical.
I’d go with Hopper from A Bug’s Life. I’m sure he’s a huge threat to Dave Foley and Julia Louse-Dreyfus, but I ain’t worried about no grasshopper, even one voiced by Kevin Spacey.
My garden!
I’m going with Jaws, and staying home.
weather alert, there’s a tornado on your way…
hope it doesn’t launch a weird franchise
It follows. Go for a little roadtrip, ez 3 billions.
We can be billionaire buddies because that was my first choice too.
Get laid, go for a road trip, get paid.
Can I go for a horror monster that isn’t necessarily from a horror movie? Because if so I’m going for the flying black bedsheets from Harry Potter 3, it’s summer and I want a mobile air conditioner. Also it couldn’t inflict anything I to me that I don’t do to myself, guess it could try to eat my soul but I’m pretty sure I don’t have one.
