But its a swimsuit! That’s like making a Display Hammer that looks just like an actual hammer but is just there for the ✨️Hammer Aesthetic✨️ and would break if used to hammer anything. Whats even the point?
What the fuck. My idea of a ✨️display hammer✨️ was supposed to be hyperbole. So ridiculous it could never happen. And then I find out Mister Ketamine has already done it.
But you could look nice literally anywhere else. The pool is almost precision-engineered to ruin your hair and your clothes and your makeup. Its almost like it was designed to be anti-fashion. Why here, of all places?
Speaking as someone who lifeguarded for a big chunk of my adult life, you start tuning out the skimpy outfits real fast. If you think you can get with one of the hot lifeguards by just existing and being hot, you’re as delusional as I was back when I tried to ask out a McDonald’s cashier through the drive-thru.
But its a swimsuit! That’s like making a Display Hammer that looks just like an actual hammer but is just there for the ✨️Hammer Aesthetic✨️ and would break if used to hammer anything. Whats even the point?
https://www.jalopnik.com/tesla-s-cyberhammer-makes-sense-if-you-hit-yourself-wit-1851478583/
What the fuck. My idea of a ✨️display hammer✨️ was supposed to be hyperbole. So ridiculous it could never happen. And then I find out Mister Ketamine has already done it.
To look nice next to the pool.
But you could look nice literally anywhere else. The pool is almost precision-engineered to ruin your hair and your clothes and your makeup. Its almost like it was designed to be anti-fashion. Why here, of all places?
That’s where the hot lifeguards hang out.
Speaking as someone who lifeguarded for a big chunk of my adult life, you start tuning out the skimpy outfits real fast. If you think you can get with one of the hot lifeguards by just existing and being hot, you’re as delusional as I was back when I tried to ask out a McDonald’s cashier through the drive-thru.