But you could look nice literally anywhere else. The pool is almost precision-engineered to ruin your hair and your clothes and your makeup. Its almost like it was designed to be anti-fashion. Why here, of all places?
Speaking as someone who lifeguarded for a big chunk of my adult life, you start tuning out the skimpy outfits real fast. If you think you can get with one of the hot lifeguards by just existing and being hot, you’re as delusional as I was back when I tried to ask out a McDonald’s cashier through the drive-thru.
But you could look nice literally anywhere else. The pool is almost precision-engineered to ruin your hair and your clothes and your makeup. Its almost like it was designed to be anti-fashion. Why here, of all places?
That’s where the hot lifeguards hang out.
Speaking as someone who lifeguarded for a big chunk of my adult life, you start tuning out the skimpy outfits real fast. If you think you can get with one of the hot lifeguards by just existing and being hot, you’re as delusional as I was back when I tried to ask out a McDonald’s cashier through the drive-thru.