That’s why we are all plastic.

IIRC, it’s white and gold, but the lighting is way oversaturated or otherwise fucked up, making it look blue and black.

It would be great if they actually went around asking kids what slime is made of or why it became synonymous with Nickelodeon and then sliming them if they answer “I don’t know.”

I was there for it and even I barely remember You Can’t Say That on Television.

“What should we do today, Barbie?”

“Let’s get into mommy and daddy’s pills and special drinks!”

🎵If it bleeds, we can kill it!🎵

I’m a sadist, I’m addicted to this heroin,

You’re Tonya Harding and I’m your Nancy Kerrigan!

Ah no worries. I might have some Steam trading cards to sell. It’s only $0.50 lol

Not sure if it’s a region difference, but I am getting a price of $2.49, not $1.99. I have exactly $2 to spend so this was kinda disappointing. I heard this game is good. 😔

Something horrible is about to happen.

It has been foretold by the moth prophecies.

Two Christmases > Hearing parents constantly fight.

Using a forklift to lift a scissor lift, to lift a ladder to reach the top of a barn was the stupidest thing I’ve ever witnessed in person. My partner was willing to die for $18/hour for a company that could not give a single shit about him… 🤦‍♂️

Ray Tracing isn’t used well enough to justify the performance hit in pretty much all but 1 game I have ever played (cyberpunk 2077; real time reflections off wet surfaces and glass really stand out and look fantastic).

And upscaling looks horrendous compared to just running at a native resolution. I prefer to not use it, but sometimes it’s necessary either because the game doesn’t let you not use it (mostly seen with console games) or because it’s so poorly optimized you need it to just get a baseline acceptable fps.

He could have used this opportunity to do the villain redemption arc, but no. He really likes being the villain I guess.

Possibly too much washing and shampoo. Washing your hair too much can be damaging to your hair.

Mmmmm… S’lized Milk. 🤤

Press 1 if you’re real. 2 if you are just a figment of someone else’s imagination.

This is going to backfire when a ton of those congress people don’t understand the satire and agree with everything in it.

Duke Nukem doesn’t really fit in the modern world, except as the poster boy of toxic masculinity. As much as I like the OG games for the gameplay, I don’t see the character working now unless they change him dramatically.

Pro-Laps is also literally a GTA in-world brand name for an athletics clothing company 🤣

It’s just basic preservation of art. 😤