The vice president has some advice for young Americans.
Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
Pornhub all the way…no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
what other useful advice is he giving?
tell poor people to get more money?
Hey nerds! Why don’t you fuck?!
- Gringo abe （2025）
He’s just upset there isn’t a version of Grindr for furniture.
Furnitr
James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?
It’s the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.
Just scrolling by, and…
Fucking lol.
One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
Bahahahaha you beat me to it
Big Yellow King vibes
Ey, I just rewatched this
I did as well, and it wasn’t as good as I remembered the first time. I think all of the Epstein shit coming out and the evil face of the capitalist world being brought to light recently has made it redundant. It used to feel like it revealed some hidden dark truth about our society, but now we’re not even trying to hide it anymore. Now we have #1 top billboard songs calling people Pedophiles and all the right wing nuts running around calling everyone and everything pedophilia except the actual pedos like Dersh.
It’s awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
In this economy?!?
Yeah… at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
In a society without access to reproductive healthcare, a woman can only fuck a man when they already own a house together.
I spat coffee. Thank you.
Wait hold on
Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?
Nobody is matching with him :(
Come on, he uses Grindr.
Nah, he uses Crate and Barrel.
Chaiselongur, he’s a man of class and fine leather.
fondly remembering the fate of the last politician who told young people to get out and have sex
I would like to see Vance try another conservative dating app that will not crash and burn by having a million men and five women. Please make it happen
Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
but most people are on tinder to get off
Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!
I’ve had just about enough of this mofo’s ridiculous eyeliner…
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
The one compliment anyone got from Trump’s first admin was that “smokey eyes” thing, and JD’s just latched on to it hard
