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Cake day: April 14th, 2025

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  • Its great! And if you pop the miniature eyes that grow behind your ear in the first month, you don’t have to get them surgically removed! A lot of people might think “hmm extra eyes! Heck yeah!” But what they don’t get is how weird everything looks from behind. And the blinking! Nobody wants to be behind you and watch you blink. But you just pop them first sight and you’ll be happy as a clown!.. Clam! Sorry!


  • altphototoMemes@lemmy.mlHappy Birthday, Karl Marx!
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    7 hours ago

    That’s my oversimplification of socialism/Communism. I believe that there’s definetly plenty of the basic stuff to keep people from going homeless and hungry. The governments should provide at least that. Then above that you can work to buy a computer and a phone or fancy pants. A safety net should exist. And it can be basic so the rich don’t complain. “Why should they get X if they didn’t work Y”. Because by the same token, how is it possible for one man to earn thousands of times more than another?



  • A little unrelated but still related… I went to the JohnDepo this weekend to get some 2X4…yeah they still look good from far away but every single stick is warped, wet, splintered and such. But this time what really stroke me was that it was Saturday morning 9am and all shelves with the 2x4x10’ and 8’ were full to the top.

    You know what that means if you know what it means. But let me say it: Nobody’s buying! Nobody’s working on a weekend project or house extensions or improvements. My 500k house now sits a few streets away from a 2mil dollar house. Like there’s absolutely nobody who would want a house in my neighborhood for 2million. C’mon! There’s just no way, no how. It boggles the mind that they even finished the stupid thing and put that price on it.




  • altphototoMemes@lemmy.mlHappy Birthday, Karl Marx!
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    14 hours ago

    Somewhere between every man (and woman) for her (him) self and a general safety net for all the truth lies. And it’s probably closer to the safety net. There’s an awful lot of last stupid people, a few hardworking smart and educated people, lots of hardworking smart people and a few handful of rich assholes. Somehow we’re all trapped in this flying ball of dirt.






  • Let me explain Catholic religious beliefs. If you get a vagina, you’re a girl. If you get a penis, you’re a boy. If you get a big penis, you’re well endowed. If you get big boobs, you got plastic surgery. If you get a penis and big boobs, you’re the devil and must die, you’re everywhere and everyone and can hear my thoughts when I poop. Same if you have a penis but you used to have a vagina. There are various other combinations regarding clothes where you keep your penis but you tuck it away. Women who dressed as men have on occasions been heroes like Milan, but I can’t think up any at the moment. They’re mostly witches and must be burnt. Amen! Oh but if you got a penis and you like men…hmmm that’s evil. Amen again! And rich assholes are totally fine.



  • I heard that episode before. Its good stuff. Unfortunately reality includes other people. Today, Sunday, I was driving from the local park to the house with all my kids onboard. The road starts as a 30mph and a minivan was following very closely behind my bumper. The road changes idiotically to a 25mph zone. So I slow down. Its 25 everywhere… Painted on the floor and on a blinking speedometer sign showing your speed and the required 25mph. The van start almost kissing my bumper. I make my left turn into our street and as I’m making the turn the guy honks and steps on it. Those people need to be bus riders. They are dangerous.


  • Probably carries a brown person with him as “friend”… Look my friend is brown! I feed my friend a combination of dry and wet foods such a doritos, tacos and tamales. He is happy. Why don’t we ask him how happy he is!?

    “Por favor, diganle a mi familia que los quiero y que porf”…he says he loves doritos and to tell his family about the incredible flavor! See? He is very happy. And he carries my various laptops for me.